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Last bus to New York
City now boarding.
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Whitey, they were giving out lobster
bibs in the bathroom.
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That's not a lobster bib, Eleanore.
That's a germ protector for your tushy.
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Okay. Well, l'll use it here.
:51:28
My hiney is germfree and l love it.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
l'm Mayor Stuey Duhy.
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l'd like to welcome you to the
35th annual...
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...youth league basketball
all-star banquet.
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For those of you celebrating Christmas
tomorrow, merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas.
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For those of you celebrating
the eighth night of Chanukah...
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...happy Chanukah.
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Happy Chanukah.
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Going to the Big Apple, son?
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Yeah.
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Business or pleasure?
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Freedom.
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l see. You're one of them
hippie-dippy fellas.
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Everyone knows l like to start
these events with a joke.
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But l've been so busy at the hardware
store this year...
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...l've had no time to think of a great
one. But l thought of this driving here:
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
:52:22
-Don't you.
-Don't you, who?
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Don't you wish l hadn't been so busy
at the hardware store...
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...and had more time to think
of a great one?
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Mom, l didn't get that one.
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l don't think anybody did.
People just try to be nice to the mayor.