:05:00
I hate me
:05:02
Davey Stone, you're nothing
but a delinquent!
:05:06
Stone, what the heck are we
going to do with you?
:05:09
l've sent you to reform school, the drunk
tank, the local psychiatric ward.
:05:13
Not one of those places has made you
change an ounce for the better.
:05:17
You used to be a good kid...
:05:18
...playing ball for the Jewish Community
Center, with the best shot ever seen.
:05:23
Your Honor, l still got a pretty good
jump shot. Let me show you.
:05:30
l'd hit a 3-pointer, but l'd
have to drop my pants...
:05:33
...and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
:05:35
You leave me no choice. l'll really
have to crack down hard this time.
:05:40
Your Honor, if it pleases the court,
l'd like to interject for a moment.
:05:45
What the hell was that? Did anybody
hear a parakeet, or am l going crazy?
:05:49
No, Mr. Chang. lt's me, Whitey Duvall.
:05:52
And a happy first night of Chanukah
to you.
:05:55
l'm not Jewish.
:05:57
Neither am l, but that don't stop me
from enjoying a holiday.
:06:02
Whitey, we went over this
two months ago.
:06:05
lt's your last year of reffing
the youth league basketball.
:06:08
You're turning 70 years old...
:06:10
...and our insurance company says
they won't cover you anymore.
:06:13
No, no, no.
:06:15
My interjection pertains to the case
currently under adjudication.
:06:19
You see, l knew this young man
years ago...
:06:22
...when his moral fiber was still intact.
:06:25
What are you getting at?
:06:27
Why not sentence him to be a
referee-in-training for youth basketball?
:06:31
l've seen some pretty rowdy kids
turn into perfect gentlemen...
:06:35
...after spending time on my court.
:06:37
lf that happened with Stone,
it would be a miracle.
:06:40
lt's the holidays. Things like that have
been known to happen this time of year.
:06:46
Whitey, if you want to work with
this punk, then God bless you.
:06:49
But Mr. Stone, what Whitey says goes.
:06:52
And if l hear that you break one law...
:06:54
...l'll send you to the state
penitentiary for no less than 1 0 years.