1:00:02
Instead he got a Port-A-Potty ride
1:00:05
I was such a shithead
1:00:09
But he never quit on me
1:00:13
Till I told him he was useless
1:00:17
And his sister was freaky
1:00:20
Once when we were watching
Sunday football
1:00:24
A fuzzy screen was all that
We could see
1:00:29
Whitey came over with a hanger
1:00:33
And spent the game on top of our TV
1:00:36
And when the lightning struck him
1:00:39
He let out a wicked-loud yell
1:00:43
But we just turned up the volume
1:00:48
And ignored the burning smell
1:00:50
We should all rot in hell
1:00:53
I went to high school with Whitey
1:00:57
As a joke I told him to meet me
At the prom
1:01:01
When he got there I said, ''I can't
Believe you thought I was serious''
1:01:05
So he ran home crying and
slow-danced With his mom
1:01:09
What a crushing blow to Whitey
1:01:13
I bet you wish you could take it back
1:01:17
How could you all be
so mean to Whitey?
1:01:21
Sound to me like you are all on crack
1:01:23
Huh?
1:01:24
Tonight Whitey was
counting on this town
1:01:29
To show that we care
1:01:32
But the first time he really needed us
1:01:36
We weren't there
1:01:38
And on Christmas Eve
And the last night of Chanukah
1:01:43
It's just not fair