El Otro lado de la cama

Are you sure?
Maybe it's your period,
for example.
Right, my period's coming
and I've got sinusitis.

But that's irrelevant.
-Of course it's relevant.
-No, it's not.

I'm in love, Pedro.
I'm positive.
Don't be so sure.
It's just sexual attraction.
It happens to me

sometimes, very rarely,
almost never.
I just don't think
it's reason enough

to dump me. It's just a phase.
I'm sorry.
We can still be friends.
It was full of lint
and it was ugly anyway.

Your mother makes you
such ugly sweaters.

I gave it to them for the play.
You don't mind, do you?
Of course I mind!
Where is it? Give it back.
You're always helping them.
Last week it was money
and now my clothes?

Honey, I wear this tie
all the time.

-Just cool it.

Sonia, we're not a charity.
We'll never buy that apartment.

-What happened?

What have you done?
What have you done to my sweater?
This isn't funny!
What is this?

-You can't wear that in public.
-Not any more.

Not even in a circus.
Look what she did to it.