:17:01
Lots of friends fall in love.
:17:04
-Just focus on Paula and Daniel.
-It's not him.
:17:09
Daniel and his boyfriend
are a registered couple.
:17:12
That means nothing, Pedro.
:17:14
You know how promiscuous
homosexuals are.
:17:17
-With men, not women!
-Aren't you listening to me?
:17:22
That's secondary. Besides, I'm not
making this up. It's science.
:17:26
Excuse us.
Play for service.
:17:28
Yes.
:17:30
Believe me, Pedro.
:17:32
I don't know who it is,
but I'll kill him.
:17:38
Out!
:17:40
What?
:17:43
What do you mean, out?
:17:45
This guy's cheating at a
singles / couples tournament.
:17:48
Damnit, Pedro.
:17:50
-It was three feet long!
-Bullshit!
:17:53
-Calm down.
-You think I'm stupid?
:17:55
Go ahead, say it.
:17:57
It was way long.
:17:58
-Besides, it didn't count.
-That's right.
:18:03
All right, all right.
You serve.
:18:08
Forgive him,
he's going through rough times.
:18:12
His girlfriend dumped him
for a homo.
:18:14
How could she dump him
for a homo?
:18:17
The guy used to be one.
He isn't any more.
:18:20
Sure. Everything isn't
always black or white.
:18:23
Besides,
we're all bisexual anyway.
:18:29
It was obvious, Pedro.
I saw it coming. You know why?
:18:33
You were too nice to her.
Women hate that.
:18:36
The worse you treat them,
the hornier they get.
:18:39
You're too soft, Pedro.
You're lucky to be rid of her.
:18:43
-That's right, Pedro.
-Girlfriends are the worst.
:18:47
-Right, Carlos?
-Yeah, but...
:18:48
No buts. Look at Carlos.
:18:51
Happily single.
Now it's your turn.
:18:53
You can do whatever you want
without answering to anybody.
:18:57
And consider this:
:18:59
girlfriends never last.