:19:02
But an ex-girlfriend lasts forever.
You can fuck her whenever you want.
:19:07
-It's been proven.
-Actually...
:19:11
But you and victoria
have been going out since...
:19:14
So what? Sure, I live with victoria.
But I screw all the women I can.
:19:18
That's the trick.
:19:20
Know what's wrong with this country?
People don't fuck enough.
:19:24
Forget what the sociologists say.
:19:26
I've learned what I know
from life itself.
:19:30
-People...
-What's your point?
:19:31
-What's your point?
-Shit, Pedro.
:19:33
Don't interrupt me.
:19:36
People go crazy.
:19:37
Why? Lack of sex.
:19:39
When you become a couple
you screw less.
:19:42
-Nobody knows why, but it's true.
-Not me.
:19:46
So people end up unhappy.
:19:48
What about me?
I fuck like a champ.
:19:50
I have a girlfriend
but I screw around,
:19:53
which is what keeps us happy
and together. Like in Cuba.
:19:57
Cubans are living on food rations,
:20:00
practically starving to death,
:20:01
but they're happy. Why?
Because they're always fucking.
:20:05
You always see them dancing
and screwing around.
:20:09
-It's the Latin character.
-Yeah, but Cuba...
:20:11
You see, Pedro? That should be
your motto. Forget Paula.
:20:14
To hell with her.
I know plenty of choice girls.
:20:17
They don't need to be choice.
:20:20
The other day this total babe
got in my taxi.
:20:24
I came on to her, but nothing.
:20:27
Was I upset?
Not at all. Her loss.
:20:29
Then later I picked up
some ugly ass bitch.
:20:32
Of course I tried again.
:20:34
I'm mature enough
:20:35
to see beyond a woman's physique.
:20:38
1 5 minutes later I'm fucking
her doggie-style in a field,
:20:42
yanking her by the hair
as she screams for more.
:20:45
And you know what?
:20:48
Even charged her full fare.
:20:56
There's something special
about girls.