:37:00
You could meet men there,
There'll be plenty,
:37:01
I can't come tonight,
I can't,
:37:03
On the internet?
How is that meeting?
:37:05
It's encountering,
:37:09
What airline are you flying?
:37:11
Southwest.
:37:12
-Southwest?
-Yeah,
:37:13
That's a good airline,
:37:15
Southwest, younger man,
:37:18
new underwear, Tucson,
:37:18
new underwear, Tucson,
:37:21
What is your point?
:37:22
Have you ever stayed
at a Holiday Inn?
:37:24
No, Have you?
:37:25
I think that's what's
really bothering me.
:37:27
You know what, Lee?
:37:27
You know what, Lee?
:37:28
So if that's what's
really bothering you--
:37:29
-What does he do?
-He's an artist,
:37:31
-An actor,
-A painter,
:37:33
In Tucson?
:37:34
Yeah, He says the desert
inspires him,
:37:35
-Lend me what?
-What is wrong with you?
:37:38
Seriously, what is wrong
with you right now?
:37:42
Friday. Fridays are good.
T. G. I. F. Fridays are good, Lee.
:37:45
You're acting insane.
:37:50
I'm going to have the squash,
:37:52
But this is
a boundary issue, man!
:37:55
What I do off-stage is
my process and my business, OK?
:38:00
And I don't care
what anybody thinks.
:38:01
And it's my business
to put on a play,
:38:03
And now I've got three hours
to find a new Eva Braun,
:38:06
Oh, OK, You know what?
:38:06
Oh, OK, You know what?
:38:08
And here's why, Number one--
:38:10
anyone who's offended
by drinking blood,
:38:13
obviously doesn't drink blood,
:38:14
Number two--anybody who drinks
as much blood as I do,
:38:17
knows it has no effect,
:38:19
Number three--
:38:21
there is absolutely
no scientific connection,
:38:23
between drinking
a shot of blood a day,
:38:25
and being
an extraordinary actor,
:38:27
And number 4--it is impossible
to prove number 3,
:38:31
You know, do the words Masai
:38:31
You know, do the words Masai
:38:33
Do you know who that is?
:38:35
Yeah, Herzog made
a documentary about them,
:38:37
The herdsmen of fire,
warriors of Africa.
:38:39
They drank blood.
:38:40
Jack fucking LaLanne
drank blood in the fifties.
:38:42
Yeah, granted,
his wife wouldn't kiss him...
:38:44
but this is bullshit, man.
:38:45
I don't care what you do
outside of this theater,
:38:47
I don't give a shit, You could
eat the ass out of a dead wolf,
:38:51
I don't care,
:38:52
Just keep it to yourself, OK?
:38:55
Just keep it to yourself,
:38:57
I think it's fucking hysterical
that she walked,
:38:59
And I know comedy,