:38:00
And I don't care
what anybody thinks.
:38:01
And it's my business
to put on a play,
:38:03
And now I've got three hours
to find a new Eva Braun,
:38:06
Oh, OK, You know what?
:38:06
Oh, OK, You know what?
:38:08
And here's why, Number one--
:38:10
anyone who's offended
by drinking blood,
:38:13
obviously doesn't drink blood,
:38:14
Number two--anybody who drinks
as much blood as I do,
:38:17
knows it has no effect,
:38:19
Number three--
:38:21
there is absolutely
no scientific connection,
:38:23
between drinking
a shot of blood a day,
:38:25
and being
an extraordinary actor,
:38:27
And number 4--it is impossible
to prove number 3,
:38:31
You know, do the words Masai
:38:31
You know, do the words Masai
:38:33
Do you know who that is?
:38:35
Yeah, Herzog made
a documentary about them,
:38:37
The herdsmen of fire,
warriors of Africa.
:38:39
They drank blood.
:38:40
Jack fucking LaLanne
drank blood in the fifties.
:38:42
Yeah, granted,
his wife wouldn't kiss him...
:38:44
but this is bullshit, man.
:38:45
I don't care what you do
outside of this theater,
:38:47
I don't give a shit, You could
eat the ass out of a dead wolf,
:38:51
I don't care,
:38:52
Just keep it to yourself, OK?
:38:55
Just keep it to yourself,
:38:57
I think it's fucking hysterical
that she walked,
:38:59
And I know comedy,
:39:01
LINDA: I don't understand.
:39:03
I don't understand
what's wrong.
:39:04
I mean, birthdays are fun.
:39:06
Well, OK, this is mom
:39:06
Well, OK, this is mom
:39:09
at my birthday
introducing me to people,
:39:11
"And this is Lee, She ruined
my body, didn't you, dear?"
:39:16
-There,
-Thanks,
:39:18
I won't be here tomorrow,
so happy birthday.
:39:19
Oh, It's smaller than the gift
you gave me last year,
:39:23
for my fortieth birthday,
:39:25
You know what, Lee, you make
forty a bigger deal than it is.
:39:27
You have no idea about forty,
:39:29
I'll be forty.
:39:31
What did I give you last year?
I don't even remember.
:39:33
You know, that--that thing,
That,
:39:37
-Oh, You didn't like it?
-No,
:39:41
Well, honestly,
I would have rather had...
:39:43
just, like,
a card or something.
:39:45
OK, God,
:39:46
It's just a weird gift
to give your sister...
:39:47
who's married,
on her fortieth birthday.
:39:49
You know what Gus gave me
last year for my birthday?
:39:51
First edition of Bernard Shaw's
The Sanity of Art.
:39:54
Did you get anything out of it?
:39:57
-Which?
-The gift I gave you,