:04:18
l believe you lost your smile?
:04:24
You lost your smile.
:04:30
Hername wasHope.
:04:35
She hadthis winningsmile
that couldtake Olympic gold.
:04:47
l've had a lot of bad days
in my life.
:04:50
Today definitely qualifies
as the worst.
:04:52
Things could be worse.
:04:54
At least Gretchen broke up with you
before you got you penis pierced.
:04:58
You see? Your funny ha- ha
is just sort of accidentally funny.
:05:03
Accidentally funny?
:05:05
See, l'm always doing weird
stuff and l don't even know it.
:05:08
Just happens. And thus,
l'm accidentally funny.
:05:11
Sam, nobody is normal all the time.
:05:14
Look at me. l just noticed l've had
my shirt on inside out all day.
:05:35
Yeah, but you know, l'm not
even normal some of the time.
:05:40
You see? Would you look at this?
Case in point, right?
:05:43
l have a fake wallet to keep in my
pants pocket in case l get mugged.
:05:46
l keep my real money
crumpled up inside my sock.
:05:48
This is odd? You know anyone else
in the entire world that does this?
:05:53
- 0ne other.
- Who?
:05:55
Me. That 's a really good idea.
:05:58
Great. Now l'm contagious.