:05:03
Accidentally funny?
:05:05
See, l'm always doing weird
stuff and l don't even know it.
:05:08
Just happens. And thus,
l'm accidentally funny.
:05:11
Sam, nobody is normal all the time.
:05:14
Look at me. l just noticed l've had
my shirt on inside out all day.
:05:35
Yeah, but you know, l'm not
even normal some of the time.
:05:40
You see? Would you look at this?
Case in point, right?
:05:43
l have a fake wallet to keep in my
pants pocket in case l get mugged.
:05:46
l keep my real money
crumpled up inside my sock.
:05:48
This is odd? You know anyone else
in the entire world that does this?
:05:53
- 0ne other.
- Who?
:05:55
Me. That 's a really good idea.
:05:58
Great. Now l'm contagious.
:06:01
Sam, what made you enroll
on an Art School?
:06:05
l sort of determined that all artists
are weird, so if l became one...
:06:09
that l'd have an excuse
for my chronic strangeness.
:06:12
You can see now why today
is my personal Waterloo.
:06:16
ln less than an hour l've not only
found out l have no talent...
:06:20
no future, no girlfriend...
:06:22
but now l also have absolutely
no excuses for my eccentricities.
:06:27
- What can l do to cheer you up?
- Nothing. There's nothing you can do.
:06:31
Maybe l could start by cleaning
this ''snew'' off your shirt.
:06:35
''Snew''? What 's ''snew''?
:06:38
l don't now. What 's new with you?
:06:42
What didSnow White sayto Pinocchio
whenshe wassittingonhis face?
:06:46
''Lie to me! Lie to me!''
:06:51
Hey, let 's make like a baby
and head out.
:06:57
Let 's go.