:12:01
You got such a tight ass!
What 's that?
:12:04
Squeeze it harder, huh?
:12:08
What the hell are you doing?
:12:10
Hey, man!
:12:13
What 's going on?
:12:15
l was rearranging my collection.
:12:18
lt was totally inefficient.
:12:20
l had ''double penetration''
filed under ''double dildo''.
:12:22
l don't care about
your Smithsonian smut.
:12:24
Why was your hand on your ass?
:12:26
Sometimes l gotta get a little kinky
to... jack up the old winky.
:12:30
See? Here. lf l stare
at this centerfold here...
:12:33
and concentrate real hard
while grabbing my own butt...
:12:37
it feels like l'm feeling up
Miss September's ass!
:12:41
You know, uncle Bart
would be really pissed...
:12:43
if he came in and caught you
flicking your grunge.
:12:48
l haven't seen you this cracky since
l gave you that Montezumaswindley.
:12:52
Come on.
:12:54
- Spill your guts.
- No, l can't.
:12:57
Why? Why can't you tell me
what 's going on?
:13:00
Holden, how can l talk to you?
:13:01
You're one of those guys who have
a tray that makes boob- shaped Jell- 0.
:13:04
You once bought those underwear
to lift and separate your butt.
:13:08
You've got arthritis
from jerking off too many times.
:13:11
l did not get arthritis!
:13:15
lt 's ''carpotonal syndrome''.
:13:17
Holden! This gelatin boobs
are fantastic!
:13:21
They're sensitive, aren't they?
:13:23
You're so tense!
:13:25
What you need is a day with my
two- dimensional lady friend here.
:13:28
She not only pulls out...
:13:31
but she puts out.
:13:34
What do you think, Sam?
:13:36
lsn't the mass of the ass directly
proportional to the beauty of the cutie?
:13:40
- What?
- That is the spirit!
:13:42
Man, when you're down in the dump
you just gotta laugh it off!
:13:46
You know what?
:13:48
That 's actually a good idea.
:13:52
How many surrealists does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
:13:55
A fish.
:13:56
Look at this article. lt explains
how a few good endorphins...
:13:59
can make you smile.