:13:00
Holden, how can l talk to you?
:13:01
You're one of those guys who have
a tray that makes boob- shaped Jell- 0.
:13:04
You once bought those underwear
to lift and separate your butt.
:13:08
You've got arthritis
from jerking off too many times.
:13:11
l did not get arthritis!
:13:15
lt 's ''carpotonal syndrome''.
:13:17
Holden! This gelatin boobs
are fantastic!
:13:21
They're sensitive, aren't they?
:13:23
You're so tense!
:13:25
What you need is a day with my
two- dimensional lady friend here.
:13:28
She not only pulls out...
:13:31
but she puts out.
:13:34
What do you think, Sam?
:13:36
lsn't the mass of the ass directly
proportional to the beauty of the cutie?
:13:40
- What?
- That is the spirit!
:13:42
Man, when you're down in the dump
you just gotta laugh it off!
:13:46
You know what?
:13:48
That 's actually a good idea.
:13:52
How many surrealists does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
:13:55
A fish.
:13:56
Look at this article. lt explains
how a few good endorphins...
:13:59
can make you smile.
:14:06
Conversely, alright, it says that
if you force asmile on your face...
:14:09
you can trick your body into releasing
the same feel- good endorphins...
:14:12
which make you happy.
:14:14
Did you know that if you change
the ''i's'' in Mississippi to ''o's''...
:14:17
you get Mossossoppo?
:14:19
Come on, are those
endorphins pumping?
:14:21
Come on, that 's great!
:14:23
Look at that face!
:14:25
- Come on, look at that...
- Stop, Sam.
:14:27
l appreciate the effort...
:14:30
and your comedy act
is a great success.
:14:34
lt 's your audience
that 's a total failure.
:14:39
l gotta get some new material.
:14:57
0h my God!
:14:59
l think l broke it.