:40:01
- I'm... Al, I'm scared.
- What did you eat?
:40:05
What's the difference
what I ate?
:40:07
You-You-You can't
lose your vision
from a plate of tofu.
:40:11
- l-I never heard
of anything like this.
- Yes. I did.
:40:13
- Remember the actor
Harvey Gates?
- Yeah?
:40:15
- He lost his vision suddenly.
- From what?
:40:19
- Grapefruit.
- Grapefruit?
:40:21
Yes, he had a tumor
the size of a grapefruit
on his brain.
:40:24
- And he went blind?
- Yes, he went blind...
:40:27
and-and a few months later
he went dead...
:40:29
which is worse than blind
'cause your options decrease.
:40:33
Relax. You don't have
a brain tumor.
:40:35
Al, with all due respect...
:40:37
I have to hear that
from somebody who went
to a greater medical school...
:40:40
than the William Morris agency.
:40:43
We'll get you to Dr. Mason.
You still use Mason, right?
:40:45
No. Mason dropped dead
on the treadmill. I use Koch.
:40:49
You know, I use Koch too.
Did you bump into anything?
:40:52
Did you fall?
Did you bump your head
or something?
:40:54
I didn't bump my head. Nothing!
Al, I got a brain tumor.
That's the story here.
:40:58
l-l... The end is in sight.
I see the wall.
:41:01
- I thought you said
you couldn't see.
- It's an expression.
:41:05
I don't actually mean
I see a wall.
It's in my mind's eye.
:41:09
Listen. I remember that
Ellie and I took you
to the hospital...
:41:12
You insisted on taking you
to the hospital because
you were convinced...
:41:15
- you had
hoof-and-mouth disease.
- Oh, God. Ellie!
:41:19
Look, if I die, Al,
tell Ellie I'm sorry
I said all those things to her.
:41:22
I said terrible things to her.
I called her
all kinds of names.
:41:25
- Probably because
I never stopped loving her.
- [Chuckling] You're not dying.
:41:30
Well, if I don't die,
tell her she's a tramp
and she's living with a guy...
:41:33
the best you could say
about him is sometimes
he returns phone calls.
:41:37
Oh, Dr. Koch.
It's Al Hack here.
:41:39
I'm sorry to call you at home
on holiday, but I'm sitting
here with Val Waxman...
:41:43
Okay,
you can sit back now.
:41:45
- So-So, what is the story?
- Well, your optic nerve
is normal.
:41:48
- Your eye exam is normal.
I don't see anything.
- Wonderful.
:41:51
You don't see anything?
I don't see anything either.
That's the problem.
:41:54
Any tumor large enough
to impact on his vision
so dramatically would show up.
:41:59
I only wish I was in
as good health as he is.