Jackass: The Movie
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:28:02
Hey, man, what kind of games
you play? Get out!

:28:09
Get out, man!
:28:11
Goddamn it!
:28:19
What is wrong with you?
:28:22
Get out!
:28:33
Man, quit playing!
:28:40
I was Lon Chaney's lover!
:28:43
Go back and love him!
:28:47
So, we're gonna go
to this hardware store...

:28:49
they sell toilets...
:28:51
and, uh, I'm gonna take a shit
right in one of the toilets.

:28:55
I'm gonna shit my pants
:28:56
before we get
to that fuckin' place.

:28:58
Dave, fight it, man.
:29:00
And I don't even want to make
a joke about it right now

:29:03
because I just want
to hold it in.

:29:05
Gotta poo?
:29:06
Pretty much.
:29:07
Really? Yeah.
:29:08
Really, man, don't.
:29:10
Do you want
to ruin everything?

:29:11
I swear to God, it's...
:29:12
Really? That bad?
:29:13
Yeah, like it's a problem.
:29:15
Is this the worst
you ever had to go boom-boom?

:29:18
No, no.
:29:19
I shit my pants at the fair.
:29:21
Oh, dude,
he's shitting right now.

:29:23
Get outta the car!
:29:24
Oh, get out, dude, get out!
:29:27
No shit, get outta here!
:29:30
Come on, man,
get outta the fuckin' car.

:29:35
Get outta the fuckin' car!
:29:41
What do I do?
:29:42
Did you shit?
:29:46
Holy shit!
:29:49
I'm taking a cab
back to the hotel.

:29:52
He just shat everywhere.

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