:34:00
This isn't gonna work.
:34:03
It might.
:34:08
Wh-What's gonna happen here?
:34:11
I don't know
:34:12
but it's not quite
what's going to be intended.
:34:15
Raab's putting
a fucking tampon on.
:34:21
That's like
a Courtney Love-sized maxipad.
:34:24
Dudes, this is, like,
worse than a hanging.
:34:27
I'm Raab Himself and I'm
a complete fucking idiot.
:34:42
Oh, that's funny.
:34:43
It didn't work.
:34:45
Nope.
:34:46
We gotta get
another one, man.
:34:48
Let's do it again.
:34:49
Hey, I'm Raab Himself,
and this is Bungee Wedgie.
:35:16
Is that your shitty ass, dude?
:35:20
Look at the bloody,
shitty underpants.
:35:22
Didn't give me a wedgie.
:35:24
I went forward.
:35:26
I can't believe it.
:35:33
All right, we're here
in the Valley today
:35:36
to do our own little
riot control test.
:35:38
This is George Hruska.
:35:40
All right, George,
uh, what do you do
:35:41
All right, George,
uh, what do you do
:35:42
and what are we
doing here today?
:35:44
Well, I'm vice president
of operations
:35:47
with ALS Technologies.
:35:49
We manufacture
less-lethal ammunition.
:35:51
We're one of the top
manufacturing companies
:35:54
in the United States
:35:56
and we're going to shoot you
with one of our projectiles.
:35:59
It's called the pen-prevent.