Jackass: The Movie
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Is that your shitty ass, dude?
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Look at the bloody,
shitty underpants.

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Didn't give me a wedgie.
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I went forward.
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I can't believe it.
:35:33
All right, we're here
in the Valley today

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to do our own little
riot control test.

:35:38
This is George Hruska.
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All right, George,
uh, what do you do

:35:41
All right, George,
uh, what do you do

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and what are we
doing here today?

:35:44
Well, I'm vice president
of operations

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with ALS Technologies.
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We manufacture
less-lethal ammunition.

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We're one of the top
manufacturing companies

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in the United States
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and we're going to shoot you
with one of our projectiles.

:35:59
It's called the pen-prevent.
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It's a 40-gram,
tail-stabilized bag.

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It'll be traveling
about 250 feet per second.

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Is that lethal?
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It's considered less lethal.
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So, this morning I thought
I was taking it in the chest

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with the beanbag projectile,
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but George and his
company said no way

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'cause if it hits me
in the heart,

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I'm pretty much
done with, so, uh...

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We want to take every
single precaution...

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Right.
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...necessary to help
protect your vital organs.

:36:37
Where are my intestines?
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Are they in that area?
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I think so.
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Awesome.
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Ugh.
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So you're gonna take
some practice shots?

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Right.
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Jesus Christ.

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