Jackass: The Movie
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1:06:00
What the hell are
we doing that for?

1:06:03
I don't know.
1:06:04
Apparently,
I have a big gash in my head

1:06:07
and I think
I'm a little concussed.

1:06:09
Are you giving me a shot?
1:06:11
Yeah.
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Yeah.
1:06:14
Are you okay?
1:06:15
Mm-hmm.
1:06:16
- We got one more to go, buddy.
- Yes, sir.

1:06:19
Then you're a free man.
1:06:21
Thank you.
1:06:22
You're gonna be
not feeling great

1:06:25
the next 24 hours.
1:06:27
- Thank you, Dr. Cooper.
- Okay.

1:06:29
You'll probably see me
in two or three days.

1:06:42
Hey! Hey!
1:06:47
Goddamn it!
1:06:48
What are you doing?
1:06:49
Hey! Get off, man!
1:06:51
- What's going on here?
- Get off!

1:06:53
Get off!
1:07:10
We're in Okinawa
1:07:11
and we're about to go swim
with some whale sharks

1:07:15
but first...
1:07:17
we need to go rub one out.
1:07:25
Well, I made the mistake
of showing them

1:07:29
what sea cucumbers do
when they're threatened

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and that is, you know,
1:07:35
as soon
as something touches them,

1:07:37
these white threads come
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out of the end of it
1:07:40
and, uh, Steve-O and Chris
thought it was a great idea.

1:07:45
So, they're out there
trying to, uh...

1:07:49
Masturbate?
1:07:50
...masturbate, yeah.
1:07:52
So, anyway, I-I apologize.

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