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We're in Okinawa
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and we're about to go swim
with some whale sharks
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but first...
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we need to go rub one out.
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Well, I made the mistake
of showing them
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what sea cucumbers do
when they're threatened
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and that is, you know,
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as soon
as something touches them,
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these white threads come
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out of the end of it
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and, uh, Steve-O and Chris
thought it was a great idea.
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So, they're out there
trying to, uh...
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Masturbate?
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...masturbate, yeah.
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So, anyway, I-I apologize.
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This is the...
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With a simple shave
of the razor
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Steve-O easily
disguises himself...
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to fool the whale
sharks into thinking
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he's a harmless young boy.
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I am pretty nervous
about my wiener
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around that whale
shark; I really am.
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Now, the best way to think
of the whale sharks
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they're like big
puppy dogs. Uh...
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Sometimes puppies bite.
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Puppies,
they have little teeth.
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They have little teeth.
Little teeth.
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You're gonna get a gummer.
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All right.
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So, it's kinda like being
with a gal with no teeth.
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- Kind of, yes.
- Yeah.
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So right below in these waters,
30-foot whale sharks
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are waiting to eat
these freakin' shrimp
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out of our crotches.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Oh, they kind of... they pinch.