Jackass: The Movie
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1:08:00
This is the...
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With a simple shave
of the razor

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Steve-O easily
disguises himself...

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to fool the whale
sharks into thinking

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he's a harmless young boy.
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I am pretty nervous
about my wiener

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around that whale
shark; I really am.

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Now, the best way to think
of the whale sharks

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they're like big
puppy dogs. Uh...

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Sometimes puppies bite.
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Puppies,
they have little teeth.

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They have little teeth.
Little teeth.

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You're gonna get a gummer.
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All right.
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So, it's kinda like being
with a gal with no teeth.

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- Kind of, yes.
- Yeah.

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So right below in these waters,
30-foot whale sharks

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are waiting to eat
these freakin' shrimp

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out of our crotches.
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Oh, they kind of... they pinch.
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Are these alive?
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Aah!
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They don't feel good
on the way...

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You're part of this.
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Look at this shrimp.
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I guess I don't really have
any last words.

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I'm just gonna kill myself
once I lose my wiener.

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Come on, baby,
let's do the twist

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Come on, baby
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Let's do the twist
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You look fine, yeah
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When you go like this
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Tell me, baby
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Have you seen my sis?
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Tell me, baby

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