Jackass: The Movie
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1:25:00
So, you're saying it's...
1:25:03
I'm saying there's
nothing I want more

1:25:06
than for this to happen, but...
1:25:08
You don't want it
to happen that much.

1:25:10
No, I really do.
1:25:11
This is our original talent
for this piece, by the way.

1:25:14
Yep. I think that...
1:25:15
It's one of the
first things I think

1:25:17
I've ever seen
you duck out on.

1:25:19
Oh, man, I am so glad
I turned this idea down.

1:25:22
I'm so glad.
1:25:24
Oh, yeah.
1:25:27
I'll probably use all of this
before the end of the segment.

1:25:33
Uh... what else we got?
1:25:37
A condom.
1:25:38
Thank you.
1:25:41
And, um, a little toy car.
1:25:45
Blue, it's my favorite color.
1:25:50
Let me see that. Dangle it.
1:25:55
Look at the reservoir tip.
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Now I'm lubing up...
1:26:01
I can't see the car.
1:26:02
...the little toy car,
1:26:05
because I'm going
to put it in my butt.

1:26:13
Be comfortable.
1:26:16
Hey, Ed's here
for rescuing, dude.

1:26:18
You're here for
making it a problem.

1:26:21
All right,
you're gonna watch this?

1:26:23
You're making me
uncomfortable.

1:26:25
Sorry.
1:26:26
I gotta get another job.
1:26:28
Lube up your corn hole.
1:26:30
I am. I'm spackling.
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Spackling.
1:26:34
Heart rate's going up
for sure!

1:26:36
Oh, dude, it hurts.
1:26:38
Your adrenaline's flowing,
isn't it?

1:26:40
There's no getting around it,
it fucking hurts like hell.

1:26:42
Come on in, Manny.
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You're just in time, Manny.
1:26:47
Oh, Manny...
tell me I'm a man.

1:26:53
Man, it feels so goddamn gross.
1:26:58
This is insane, man.

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