Jackass: The Movie
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1:26:01
I can't see the car.
1:26:02
...the little toy car,
1:26:05
because I'm going
to put it in my butt.

1:26:13
Be comfortable.
1:26:16
Hey, Ed's here
for rescuing, dude.

1:26:18
You're here for
making it a problem.

1:26:21
All right,
you're gonna watch this?

1:26:23
You're making me
uncomfortable.

1:26:25
Sorry.
1:26:26
I gotta get another job.
1:26:28
Lube up your corn hole.
1:26:30
I am. I'm spackling.
1:26:32
Spackling.
1:26:34
Heart rate's going up
for sure!

1:26:36
Oh, dude, it hurts.
1:26:38
Your adrenaline's flowing,
isn't it?

1:26:40
There's no getting around it,
it fucking hurts like hell.

1:26:42
Come on in, Manny.
1:26:44
You're just in time, Manny.
1:26:47
Oh, Manny...
tell me I'm a man.

1:26:53
Man, it feels so goddamn gross.
1:26:58
This is insane, man.
1:27:00
This is...
this is totally insane.

1:27:03
- It's in.
- It's in, dude.

1:27:05
- It's in?
- Yeah.

1:27:06
- Let's see.
- Oh, fuck!

1:27:08
I feel like
I have to shit my ass.

1:27:11
Is there anything intact?
1:27:18
You said
that you didn't want to do it

1:27:21
because your dad
would disown you?

1:27:23
Well, I mean, it wasn't that.
1:27:25
You drank wine
off of a dude's ass crack.

1:27:28
My dad never saw that.
1:27:30
I never told him that...
you know.

1:27:33
I was gonna do this
and I was like, "Dad"...

1:27:36
I was, like, "Dad,
we're going hard these days

1:27:40
and there's some ideas
floating around."

1:27:43
I just mentioned
the car in the butt.

1:27:45
My dad, like...
the only time in my life

1:27:48
I ever heard my dad, like...
1:27:50
You know, it's like
when your parents say,

1:27:53
"I'm not mad at you;
I'm just disappointed," you know

1:27:57
like, that hurts so much more,
you know?


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