1:01:00
Ooh!
1:01:02
Give 'em here
before you wilt 'em.
1:01:04
Let's just see
who they from.
1:01:06
Can I read
my own card, Lizard?
1:01:08
Let's see now.
Roses are red, violets are not...
1:01:14
Love, Puff Smokey Smoke.
1:01:24
He's your mother's sister.
1:01:26
Oh,Juwanna.
1:01:28
Oh, please. Trust me.
Puffy's not my type.
1:01:30
Anybody who sends me roses
is definitely my type.
1:01:34
Hell, bitch, someone
passes you the salt, he's your type.
1:01:37
Lizard, that's cold.
1:01:39
I'm gonna tell you ladies
what my type is.
1:01:43
Somebody who sends you flowers
for no reason at all. You know?
1:01:46
Just because
it's Wednesday or whatever.
1:01:50
And that's special.
Yeah.
1:01:54
- That's the kind of guy you hold on to.
- Well,you know what I like?
1:01:57
I like it
when a man tells you...
1:01:59
you're the most
beautiful girl in the world.
1:02:02
-Aw, girl.
- Oh, Lord.
1:02:06
I hate to burst
your bubble, Mother Teresa...
1:02:08
but a man would tell you
anything to tap that ass.
1:02:11
You got that right.
1:02:13
I'm gonna let you guys in
on a little secret.
1:02:16
It's not that I'm easy
or anything.
1:02:18
It's just you got
to trust me on this.
1:02:20
The key to men is breaking through
that little code they have...
1:02:22
that little double-talk.
1:02:24
And what about when they take
a baby girl out to dinner...
1:02:27
talk about you can eat
whatever you want, money's no object?
1:02:30
All that means is, if I'm spending
this kind of money on your gut...
1:02:34
when I get home, I want some
of baby girl's-- That's all that is.
1:02:39
And y'all all know
the Mack Daddy line of them all.
1:02:42
Now, say it with me.
I promise, baby...
1:02:46
I will call you tomorrow.
1:02:48
- Amen, girl!
- Hallelujah!
1:02:51
And what about when some men like
to brag about the size of their manhood?
1:02:55
When we know it ain't the size of the
boat, baby, but the motion of the ocean.
1:02:59
Can I get a hallelujah?