1:02:02
-Aw, girl.
- Oh, Lord.
1:02:06
I hate to burst
your bubble, Mother Teresa...
1:02:08
but a man would tell you
anything to tap that ass.
1:02:11
You got that right.
1:02:13
I'm gonna let you guys in
on a little secret.
1:02:16
It's not that I'm easy
or anything.
1:02:18
It's just you got
to trust me on this.
1:02:20
The key to men is breaking through
that little code they have...
1:02:22
that little double-talk.
1:02:24
And what about when they take
a baby girl out to dinner...
1:02:27
talk about you can eat
whatever you want, money's no object?
1:02:30
All that means is, if I'm spending
this kind of money on your gut...
1:02:34
when I get home, I want some
of baby girl's-- That's all that is.
1:02:39
And y'all all know
the Mack Daddy line of them all.
1:02:42
Now, say it with me.
I promise, baby...
1:02:46
I will call you tomorrow.
1:02:48
- Amen, girl!
- Hallelujah!
1:02:51
And what about when some men like
to brag about the size of their manhood?
1:02:55
When we know it ain't the size of the
boat, baby, but the motion of the ocean.
1:02:59
Can I get a hallelujah?
1:03:04
Can't get a hallelujah?
1:03:09
What you talking about,Juwanna?
The size of the boat don't matter.
1:03:14
- I want the "Titanic."
- You got that right!
1:03:25
All right, ladies, listen up.
No practice today.
1:03:28
Cool! All right!
1:03:31
The team has
a new insurance policy...
1:03:33
so each one of you needs
to take a new physical.
1:03:35
Come on, y'all.
Let's go knock this out real quick.
1:03:41
Juwanna Mann?
1:03:45
When was your last period?
1:03:47
My last period.
Okay, I had a game three days ago...
1:03:49
and I played
the whole game.
1:03:51
- So two periods.
- Oh, no, no. You crack me up.
1:03:55
No, be serious.
Your menstrual period.
1:03:58
Oh. Oh. Um-- Um--