:40:01
I am tired
of telling you this.
:40:02
You are not going nowhere
:40:04
until Dr. Feinstein signs
your release!
:40:06
Did you ever take any
earth science, Esther, hmm?
:40:09
You look like a smart woman.
:40:10
Ever hear of the
time-space continuum?
:40:13
Sounds important, doesnt it?
Well, it is.
:40:15
And you want to know
something, Esther?
:40:17
Its broken! Okay?
:40:18
And Im the only guy
who can fix it.
:40:20
So why dont you
go down the hall there
:40:22
and get on your
little telephone
:40:23
and call Dr. Feinstein...
:40:24
Goodnight, Mr. Besser.
:40:26
You tell him that...
:40:28
You tell him that I...
:40:35
Point the toes,
pull your shoulders back.
:40:38
Take a deep breath in
:40:39
and then exhale
into downward-facing dog.
:40:47
Oh, be quiet!
:40:50
Be quiet... oh!
:41:05
Bart, shut up!
:41:08
That thing is a damned hazard!
:41:10
Its just a toaster!
:41:12
Well, insertion of bread
into that so-called toaster
:41:15
produces no toast at all--
:41:16
merely warm bread!
:41:18
Inserting the bread twice
produces charcoal.
:41:19
So, clearly,
to make proper toast
:41:20
it requires
one and a half insertions
:41:22
which is something
for which the apparatus
:41:24
doesnt begin to allow!
:41:25
One assumes
:41:27
that when the General
of Electric built it
:41:29
he might have tried using it.
:41:31
One assumes the General might
take pride in his creations
:41:34
instead of just foisting them
:41:35
on an unsuspecting public.
:41:36
You know something?
:41:38
Nobody gives a rats ass
:41:40
that you have to push
the toast down twice.
:41:43
You know why?
:41:45
Because everybody
pushes their toast down twice!
:41:47
Not where I come from.
:41:49
Oh, because where you come from
:41:51
toast is the result
of reflection and study.
:41:55
Yes, you mock me.
:41:56
But perhaps one day, when youve
:41:58
awoken from a pleasant slumber
:41:59
to the scent of a warm brioche