Kate & Leopold
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Bart, shut up!
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That thing is a damned hazard!
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It’s just a toaster!
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Well, insertion of bread
into that so-called toaster

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produces no toast at all--
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merely warm bread!
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Inserting the bread twice
produces charcoal.

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So, clearly,
to make proper toast

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it requires
one and a half insertions

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which is something
for which the apparatus

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doesn’t begin to allow!
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One assumes
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that when the General
of Electric built it

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he might have tried using it.
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One assumes the General might
take pride in his creations

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instead of just foisting them
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on an unsuspecting public.
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You know something?
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Nobody gives a rat’s ass
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that you have to push
the toast down twice.

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You know why?
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Because everybody
pushes their toast down twice!

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Not where I come from.
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Oh, because where you come from
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toast is the result
of reflection and study.

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Yes, you mock me.
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But perhaps one day, when you’ve
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awoken from a pleasant slumber
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to the scent of a warm brioche
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smothered in marmalade
and fresh creamery butter

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you’ll understand that life
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is not solely comprised
of tasks, but tastes.

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Say that again.
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Pardon me?
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-Did they start yet?
-Yes.

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Session list.
:42:18
Leopold, Darci.
Darci, Leopold.

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I’d like him to read.
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Can you tack him on
at the end?

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And, Leopold, go with Darci.
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She’ll take you to the greenroom
and explain everything.

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I need to work out.
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I need a place I can work out.
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If I could get Mr. Duke?
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Is he ready? Where is he?
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Oh, my God, look at this.
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Let’s skip this one.
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Mr. Duke, right here
on the floor.

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Excuse me,
that’s your mark, right there.

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Just stand on that tape line.
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Look, forget this guy.
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I can’t waste
any more time, J.J.

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We need to make
a decision now.

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All right, we’ve got
plenty of good choices.

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Let’s cut it off, Kate.
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That would be a mistake, J.J.
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Kate, the client wants
to move on.

:42:53
We should see this last guy.
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It’ll... Two minutes!
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I think he looks like
the Quaker Oats guy.

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Well, Phil, it’s really not
about what you think.


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