Kissing Jessica Stein
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:58:00
- I don't wanna jinx it
by talking about it.
- You know what?. Just jinx it.

:58:03
Yeah.
Okay,justjinx it.

:58:06
When dowe get to meet him?.
How about brunch on Sunday
ifmywater doesn't break?.

:58:10
The thing is, we're kind of
laying low this weekend, he and I.

:58:14
But, uh--
But maybe next week.

:58:17
- Not maybe, definitely.
- Okay. Definitely.

:58:25
- [Knocks ]
- Knock, knock.

:58:28
- Oh. Hi.
- Hi.

:58:31
[ Clears Throat ]
:58:33
Is everything okay?.
:58:35
Yeah, why?.
:58:37
You just-- You don't seem
like yourselflately.

:58:41
Yeah, well, you know.
You don't either.

:58:45
Oh. Okay.
:58:48
Okay.
:58:51
- Oh, hey.
Did you get the wedding invite?.
- Yeah.

:58:54
- [ Gasps, Chuckles ]
They're beautiful, right?.
- Yeah.

:58:57
- Yeah. It's great for Danny.
- Yeah.

:59:01
- We're excited.
- Well,youshouldbe.

:59:04
Okay. Well--
:59:12
- Why can'tyou be happyfror me?
- Because you are an affront
to gay people everywhere,

:59:15
and I am a gay people.
:59:17
- Is it so hard
to believe that I like her?.
- Yes.

:59:19
- Why?.
- Because you like the penis.

:59:21
Because you have had
more cock than I have,

:59:23
and I was a big whore
in the '80s.

:59:25
I'm sorry, ma'am.
:59:27
Come on, come on. This is not
something thatyou canjust
try on andsee ifrit fits.

:59:32
I can't just put black shoe polish on
my face and join a gospel choir...

:59:35
because, I don't know,
I don't feel so white no more.

:59:38
-Oh, come on. That's a terrible analogy.
-Why?. Why is that?.

:59:41
- Because you're born black.
- Exactly my point.

:59:43
Okay, so what do you think?.
It's genius, right?.

:59:50
Who died?.
:59:52
- Apparently, I'm an affront
to the gay community.
- Not this again, Martin.

:59:56
- Martin, why do you care who I'm with?.
- Yes. Why doyou care?


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