:59:01
- We're excited.
- Well,youshouldbe.
:59:04
Okay. Well--
:59:12
- Why can'tyou be happyfror me?
- Because you are an affront
to gay people everywhere,
:59:15
and I am a gay people.
:59:17
- Is it so hard
to believe that I like her?.
- Yes.
:59:19
- Why?.
- Because you like the penis.
:59:21
Because you have had
more cock than I have,
:59:23
and I was a big whore
in the '80s.
:59:25
I'm sorry, ma'am.
:59:27
Come on, come on. This is not
something thatyou canjust
try on andsee ifrit fits.
:59:32
I can't just put black shoe polish on
my face and join a gospel choir...
:59:35
because, I don't know,
I don't feel so white no more.
:59:38
-Oh, come on. That's a terrible analogy.
-Why?. Why is that?.
:59:41
- Because you're born black.
- Exactly my point.
:59:43
Okay, so what do you think?.
It's genius, right?.
:59:50
Who died?.
:59:52
- Apparently, I'm an affront
to the gay community.
- Not this again, Martin.
:59:56
- Martin, why do you care who I'm with?.
- Yes. Why doyou care?
1:00:00
- She likes this girl.
- Straight girl.
1:00:02
Straight girl, gay girl. What's
the difference? An orgasm is an orgasm.
1:00:07
I fyou were blindfolded
and I blew you...
1:00:09
and then Helen blew you,
would you even know the difference?.
1:00:11
I don't know. That depends. Does Helen
get tired and stop halfway through?.
1:00:14
Okay, too much information.
Guys--
1:00:16
That happened once, andyou were
so drunk thatyou could hardly even--
1:00:21
Okay. You know what?.
1:00:22
Look. The point is, this person
Helen's with seems lovely and smart.
1:00:28
And a very talented artist
who's gonna be in our show.
1:00:30
- Have you met her?.
- Well, no.
1:00:33
Why haven't we met her?.
1:00:42
[Baby Crying]
1:00:48
How come you never make noise?.
1:00:51
- What?.
- When we're having sex.
1:00:54
- What?
- Is it not good?
1:00:55
What?. No, it's fine.
It's-- Yeah.
1:00:59
'Cause I can never tell.
You're so quiet.