Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:14:01
Nigger. Don't go for your hands.
Don't move your hands. Hold on.

:14:05
What you got in your shoes. Nigger?
What the fuck you got in your shoes?

:14:08
I'm-a tell you. Don't start no shit
when we get on this plane. Nigger.

:14:11
I will knock your motherfuckin'
ass the fuck out. I ain't playin'.

:14:15
We ain't done shit.
Don't start nothin'.

:14:18
'Cause the white boy can wrestle.
and I can box. Motherfucker.

:14:24
He'll tackle your ass.
and I'll punch the fuck out you.

:14:29
Don't start no shit."
:14:31
But your nerves is bad
with these USA attacks and shit.

:14:34
You don't know what's going on.
They lookin' for bin Laden.

:14:38
They ain't found his ass yet.
:14:40
How you not find... You blew up all that
shit. And you ain't found bin Laden yet?

:14:46
That motherfucker
at a club right now.

:14:55
What the fuck is that shit about?
:14:57
Ain't found no bin Laden.
You know why?

:15:01
'Cause a lot of motherfuckers
look like bin Laden.

:15:04
There's a nigger in McDonald's right now
look just like bin Laden.

:15:08
Got a high-top fade
and every-fuckin'-thing.

:15:10
You walk in that motherfucker
to get a cheeseburger...

:15:14
"Bin Laden! That's bin Laden!
:15:16
Call the government.
That's motherfuckin' bin Laden.

:15:18
I know a motherfuckin' bin Laden
when I see...

:15:21
Call the Taliban. Nigger.
That's him."

:15:25
'Cause they looked. Man.
You can't even find his ass.

:15:28
I almost fucked an Indian up
on the way in here.

:15:31
He said. "No. I Indian. I Indian."
I said. "Pull your turban up. Nigger.

:15:36
Let me see a dot or somethin'.
motherfucker.

:15:40
I'll fuck your ass up.
Don't start no shit.

:15:43
I'll crack that fuckin' dot.
Don't start it."

:15:48
It's just all crazy. What's this shit
about you can't open up mail?

:15:52
What the fuck is that shit?
You can't open up fuckin' mail?

:15:57
You open up mail.
you all fucked up.


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