Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:15:01
'Cause a lot of motherfuckers
look like bin Laden.

:15:04
There's a nigger in McDonald's right now
look just like bin Laden.

:15:08
Got a high-top fade
and every-fuckin'-thing.

:15:10
You walk in that motherfucker
to get a cheeseburger...

:15:14
"Bin Laden! That's bin Laden!
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Call the government.
That's motherfuckin' bin Laden.

:15:18
I know a motherfuckin' bin Laden
when I see...

:15:21
Call the Taliban. Nigger.
That's him."

:15:25
'Cause they looked. Man.
You can't even find his ass.

:15:28
I almost fucked an Indian up
on the way in here.

:15:31
He said. "No. I Indian. I Indian."
I said. "Pull your turban up. Nigger.

:15:36
Let me see a dot or somethin'.
motherfucker.

:15:40
I'll fuck your ass up.
Don't start no shit.

:15:43
I'll crack that fuckin' dot.
Don't start it."

:15:48
It's just all crazy. What's this shit
about you can't open up mail?

:15:52
What the fuck is that shit?
You can't open up fuckin' mail?

:15:57
You open up mail.
you all fucked up.

:16:08
What the fuck is that shit?
:16:11
Can't open mail.
:16:15
That's probably a good thing
for the bill collectors though.

:16:18
You know. They call your house.
"Hi. Mr. Lawrence. Yeah.

:16:23
I sent out a bill
about three weeks ago...

:16:26
and I haven't received
payment on that.

:16:28
I was wondering if...
Was there a problem?

:16:32
Well. Is there a reason
that that's not paid?"

:16:36
"Ain't you been
watching the news. Nigga?

:16:39
I can't open it. Motherfucker.
:16:43
They got powder
and shit in there...

:16:45
that makes you lose your eyebrows
in 4.2 seconds. Motherfucker.

:16:49
You're welcome to bring your ass
over here and open it yourself...

:16:53
Mr. Bill Man."
:16:57
It's fucking crazy. Man. Anthrax.
This shit just don't make no sense.


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