Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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:16:08
What the fuck is that shit?
:16:11
Can't open mail.
:16:15
That's probably a good thing
for the bill collectors though.

:16:18
You know. They call your house.
"Hi. Mr. Lawrence. Yeah.

:16:23
I sent out a bill
about three weeks ago...

:16:26
and I haven't received
payment on that.

:16:28
I was wondering if...
Was there a problem?

:16:32
Well. Is there a reason
that that's not paid?"

:16:36
"Ain't you been
watching the news. Nigga?

:16:39
I can't open it. Motherfucker.
:16:43
They got powder
and shit in there...

:16:45
that makes you lose your eyebrows
in 4.2 seconds. Motherfucker.

:16:49
You're welcome to bring your ass
over here and open it yourself...

:16:53
Mr. Bill Man."
:16:57
It's fucking crazy. Man. Anthrax.
This shit just don't make no sense.

:17:01
Now. I'll tell you.
life is so short. Y'all.

:17:04
You know. Please.
just realize that.

:17:06
You're not promised tomorrow.
you know.

:17:09
You really ain't.
You're not.

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Every day you get a chance to wake up.
you gotta really be grateful.

:17:15
Most importantly. Be grateful...
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and ride this motherfucker
till the wheels fall off.

:17:19
Live your life.
:17:21
Ride this motherfucker
till the wheels fall off.

:17:26
When it's time to go. You're gone.
Fuck it. You don't owe nobody. Fuck it.

:17:29
If you do owe 'em. You're gone.
They can't get it.

:17:34
So now with all that... You know.
that gets you down every now and then.

:17:38
'Cause you see it every time
you turn on the news and all that.

:17:42
It's something that's gonna
be with us a long time.

:17:44
You know. That's just...
for the rest of our lives.

:17:47
I'm trying to do things
that make me feel good.

:17:50
Like. I'm watching Cops.
:17:54
Black people. Come on. Y'all know
we on Cops every fuckin' week.

:17:57
Every motherfuckin' week. Cops.
Black people. Starring black people.


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