Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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Don't play with me!
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Don't come here.
start no shit!

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Don't come here.
start no shit!"

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Best believe. That's the gift
that keeps on giving.

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When they 18. 19.
go to them clubs and shit...

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partying with their friends.
forgetting everything.

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They don't know nothing.
Send a prerecorded tape to the DJ.

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"Get your little motherfucking
ass home! Nigger. Get home now!"

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"Oh. Shit! I gotta go!
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Oh. God! My dad's in here!
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Who mixed him with Tupac?
Who mixed him with Tupac?

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Oh. Shit!"
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Get 'em!
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Like I said. That's the gift
that just keeps on giving.

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But that's what it's about. Man.
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And those are the bad kids.
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But you got good kids.
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It starts even in the...
in the delivery room...

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like when. You know.
the ladies are giving birth.

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And I commend you. Ladies. That's
a wonderful thing. Woman. That you do.

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I commend you.
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To be able to do that is...
It's beautiful.

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'Cause I know. Men.
we couldn't do it.

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If we had to have babies.
there'd be one motherfucker in here.

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But ladies go through that.
and the strength of a woman. Man. Wow!

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It's a wonderful thing.
It's beautiful when you see that.

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You're getting ready to have the baby.
and the baby's in there.

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You gotta be strong. Secure and know
everything's gonna be all right.

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'Cause if it's not.
it'll fuck you up.

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You stand there
with the nurse and shit looking.

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She in the hospital
about to deliver that thing.

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You're with the nurse.
"Is she gonna be all right?

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'Cause she seems like
she in a lot of pain."

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The nurse calming you down.
You got the doctor over there.

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Then all of a sudden. The baby
start coming out. And you go...

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"Oh. Shit!
Oh. God! Oh!

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Look at the head on that
little motherfucker! Oh. Man!


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