Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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like when. You know.
the ladies are giving birth.

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And I commend you. Ladies. That's
a wonderful thing. Woman. That you do.

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I commend you.
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To be able to do that is...
It's beautiful.

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'Cause I know. Men.
we couldn't do it.

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If we had to have babies.
there'd be one motherfucker in here.

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But ladies go through that.
and the strength of a woman. Man. Wow!

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It's a wonderful thing.
It's beautiful when you see that.

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You're getting ready to have the baby.
and the baby's in there.

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You gotta be strong. Secure and know
everything's gonna be all right.

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'Cause if it's not.
it'll fuck you up.

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You stand there
with the nurse and shit looking.

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She in the hospital
about to deliver that thing.

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You're with the nurse.
"Is she gonna be all right?

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'Cause she seems like
she in a lot of pain."

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The nurse calming you down.
You got the doctor over there.

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Then all of a sudden. The baby
start coming out. And you go...

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"Oh. Shit!
Oh. God! Oh!

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Look at the head on that
little motherfucker! Oh. Man!

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Look at the fuckin'
circumference on his head!

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Oh. Shit!
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He's tearing up the pussy!
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That was my fit!
That was my fit!

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Oh. Fuck!
Now look at that shit!

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All these years
I look for that woman...

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I found her. And now
the fit is all fucked up!

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I don't know!
Talk to the doctor.

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Nothing. Baby. You're doing good.
You're doing real good.

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We're just talking about how.
just how well you're doing.

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Damn it. Iook how big
that fucking hole is.

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Well. You tell me. Nurse.
what am I supposed... Look at that hole!

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I can't follow that.
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What the fuck am I supposed to do.
fuck her with my knee?

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Huh? Do some shit
like this here?

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What is that shit?
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Oh. Shit.

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