Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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Ladies love them ceremonies.
Don't you. Ladies?

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You love to invite people you love
and people you hate.

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And look at them women that's looking
at you going. "Look at me. Bitch.

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Look how I float. Bitch."
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And ladies love
to wear that white.

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With the veil
and wear that white.

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'Cause white
stands for pure.

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White. Pure. White.
Come on!

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Some of y'all need to be
wearing dark black.

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Tease 'em taupe.
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Sneaky salmon.
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Money green.
All that shit.

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Talkin' about wearing white...
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knowing they done
fucked the usher last week.

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Come on. Now. Wear your color.
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That's all I ask.
Wear your color.

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Marriage. Man.
It's hard. It ain't easy.

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I'll tell you.
One thing I did come to learn.

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A lot of people that are married.
you know. Either...

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Someone in the marriage
either smokes herb or drinks.

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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
That's some true shit. Ain't it?

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I got some partners. "Yeah. Yeah.
I got to go home to the wife. Yo.

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She get on my nerves every time
I go in that motherfuckin' door.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Roll me one of them blunts. Joe.

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Roll me one of them motherfuckers.
Yeah. Make that a fat one. Man.

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When I smoke that shit. Man. That
bitch look like Janet Jackson. Nigger."

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Or they drink. If you check all
the bars. They're mostly married men.

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Just look at it. They're mostly married.
and they in there dreading going home.


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