Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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Money green.
All that shit.

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Talkin' about wearing white...
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knowing they done
fucked the usher last week.

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Come on. Now. Wear your color.
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That's all I ask.
Wear your color.

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Marriage. Man.
It's hard. It ain't easy.

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I'll tell you.
One thing I did come to learn.

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A lot of people that are married.
you know. Either...

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Someone in the marriage
either smokes herb or drinks.

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"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah."
That's some true shit. Ain't it?

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I got some partners. "Yeah. Yeah.
I got to go home to the wife. Yo.

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She get on my nerves every time
I go in that motherfuckin' door.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Roll me one of them blunts. Joe.

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Roll me one of them motherfuckers.
Yeah. Make that a fat one. Man.

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When I smoke that shit. Man. That
bitch look like Janet Jackson. Nigger."

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Or they drink. If you check all
the bars. They're mostly married men.

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Just look at it. They're mostly married.
and they in there dreading going home.

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They in the bar.
"Oh. Shit.

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Make me another drink. Earl.
Oh. God. I got to go home to the wife.

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Yeah. I don't know. Earl.
You know what? Make it a double.

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She wants to fuck tonight. Oh. God.
Well. Here's to her. Oh. God."

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They go in the house. "Honey. I'm home."
They start drinking some more.

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The in-house drunk
is a motherfuck...

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'cause he says things
when he gets drinkin'...

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and once that alcohol hits his system...
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that he probably
is just out of order for sayin'.

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But he don't realize it
'cause he's so drunk. And now...

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that liquor taps into his emotions.
and he starts tellin' this woman...

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everything he's been wantin'
to say when he was sober.

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But he don't have the courage
to say it when he's sober...

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and he says it when he's drunk.
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"Darlin'. Do me a favor.
will you? Mm-hmm.

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Yes. Baby. It's so good.
I'm glad I'm home. Mm-hmm.

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Yeah. I think about you all day.
Mm-hmm. I'm glad.


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