Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:15:00
He bumped into me. And I said.
"Watch yourself. Partner."

1:15:04
Then he go and push me.
1:15:06
I punched that boy in his mouth.
1:15:08
We rumblin' in there.
1:15:10
Then everybody clears out.
1:15:12
I'm rumblin'. Everybody clears out.
Even he cleared out.

1:15:15
I said. "Damn. I know I can rumble.
but hot damn!

1:15:18
Shouldn't have started it
if you wasn't gonna finish."

1:15:21
So he runs out. And then
all these damn cops come in...

1:15:24
about 30 fucking cops
with shotguns and shit...

1:15:27
all for little-ass Martin.
1:15:30
Thirty cops.
You'd have thought I was bin Laden.

1:15:35
They came in that motherfucker...
"Mr. Lawrence!"

1:15:39
I fainted again.
1:15:42
How come I feel like
somebody's watching me?

1:15:45
Next thing you know. They put me in
jail. This time I didn't get off easy.

1:15:49
They said. "Fuck it.
1:15:50
On Ventura we didn't take you to jail.
but now we're taking your ass to jail."

1:15:54
When I woke up.
they had me ready to go.

1:15:56
I knew I was getting ready to go fuck
around with them hardheads up in there.

1:16:00
I wasn't trying to get them
to come at me right here...

1:16:03
so I jumped down
and did some pushups.

1:16:05
I said. "Wait. Officer.
let me do a few of these."

1:16:08
And I got real "deezed" on 'em.
1:16:11
My arms was hawked up
a little bit...

1:16:13
so I could go up in that motherfucker
and bang with these niggers.

1:16:15
"What? What. Nigger. What?"
1:16:18
So they take me to the precinct
and throw me in the cell by myself.

1:16:24
So I'm sittin' in that motherfucker
with the arms all swolled...

1:16:27
chest all "deezed."
1:16:30
Nobody to rumble
out that motherfucker.

1:16:34
They said. "The best way to get back
at Martin... let him stay by hisself."

1:16:38
The next thing you know. An hour go by.
my "deez" drops a little bit.

1:16:44
Another hour go by.
and they drop a little more.

1:16:47
About four hours go by.
I'm holding my arms. Going. "Oh. Bitch.

1:16:51
I'm sorry!
1:16:55
He hit me first!
1:16:58
I'm not an animal!

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