Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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And I shitted on myself.
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It was that borderline...
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It was just really
all soft shit...

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because I only had
liquids in me.

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It just smeared
all around my fuckin' thigh...

1:27:18
and it was stinkin'
like a motherfucker.

1:27:23
I was gonna ring the bell. And I said.
"I can't call that fine motherfucker.

1:27:28
I can't tell that fine motherfucker
that I done shitted on myself.

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I can't tell her.
I know she got a fine friend...

1:27:36
that know a fine friend.
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All the fine ones
gonna know I shitted."

1:27:42
I couldn't do it. I'm holding my nose.
I couldn't take it no more.

1:27:45
It was cuttin' through
my passages.

1:27:55
"I shitted on myself."
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And this fine woman...
1:28:01
came in...
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and cleaned up the shit.
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She was so patient with me.
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"Mr. Lawrence. I know you're a little
embarrassed. But these things happen.

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Now. I told you. Your bowels...
your muscles are not strong.

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So don't worry about it.
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There's no need to be embarrassed.
These things happen.

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This is the hospital.
Don't worry about it."

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And then she started
cleaning me.

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And she cleaned. And she wiped.
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I looked at her.
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This woman was cleaning doo-doo...
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off me.
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And I said...
1:28:47
I started falling in love.

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