Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:28:01
came in...
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and cleaned up the shit.
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She was so patient with me.
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"Mr. Lawrence. I know you're a little
embarrassed. But these things happen.

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Now. I told you. Your bowels...
your muscles are not strong.

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So don't worry about it.
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There's no need to be embarrassed.
These things happen.

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This is the hospital.
Don't worry about it."

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And then she started
cleaning me.

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And she cleaned. And she wiped.
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I looked at her.
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This woman was cleaning doo-doo...
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off me.
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And I said...
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I started falling in love.
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Now. Man...
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that was a beautiful thing
for them to do... for her to do.

1:29:12
After that. I shitted maybe
seven more times. I would say.

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Went from hard shit to doodle balls.
all kinds of shit.

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Shit with corn in it.
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And she cleaned it up.
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About the tenth doo-doo.
she was madder than a motherfucker.

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All that professional
went out the window.

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"All right. Mr. Lawrence!
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Now. This shit
don't make no sense!

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You too grown for this shit!
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You been in this hospital all this time. And
you ain't worked your fuckin' muscles yet?

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Shittin' all over the place.
That's just not cute.

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And you gonna act like you wanna get
with me. I don't want no shitty man.

1:29:48
Talkin' about 'Martin! Martin! '
Should be Shitty Martin."

1:29:55
Scared me so bad.
I just stopped shittin' for a while.

1:29:59
Didn't do nothin'.

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