Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:30:00
I think she quit after that. They said
she was gone. Couldn't find her nowhere.

1:30:04
Said she couldn't take the shit
off Martin no more. She was tired of it.

1:30:09
I think I shitted one more time.
and I just sat in that.

1:30:12
"I will not tell nobody."
1:30:14
And the whole room was funky.
1:30:16
It was so stinky. "Fuck it.
My pride won't let me tell nobody.

1:30:21
'Cause I don't want them
to get angry with me no more."

1:30:23
I tied a pillowcase around my head
and around my nose...

1:30:27
and cut out the eyes.
1:30:28
I was in there looking like
a shitty superhero.

1:30:41
And then they motherfuckin'
came in the room and shit.

1:30:45
You know. They could smell.
'cause it was messing up the hospital.

1:30:48
They thought they was gonna
have to quarantine the hospital.

1:30:50
They found it was me sittin' in shit.
and I started blaming people.

1:30:54
I was in denial.
1:30:56
"There's a serial shitter
going around.

1:30:59
He broke in
and put the drawers on me.

1:31:02
He went that-a-way."
1:31:07
But one thing I can say...
1:31:09
honestly. Truly from the heart
that I learned...

1:31:12
from. You know. Ventura...
1:31:15
the gun. Assault. Whatever...
fights and coma and all that.

1:31:20
One thing I truly learned...
1:31:22
is that we fall down...
1:31:25
but we get up.
1:31:27
Thank you.
1:31:33
Will all the people
who like sex...

1:31:38
All the people
who like safe sex.

1:31:43
Sex is good.
I love sex.

1:31:46
That's a good thing. Isn't it?
I love sex.

1:31:49
I love everything about it.
1:31:51
Just not all the crazy stuff.
1:31:53
Ladies. I love that oral sex.
1:31:57
I love when you do me.
I really do. I really do.


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