Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:31:02
He went that-a-way."
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But one thing I can say...
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honestly. Truly from the heart
that I learned...

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from. You know. Ventura...
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the gun. Assault. Whatever...
fights and coma and all that.

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One thing I truly learned...
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is that we fall down...
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but we get up.
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Thank you.
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Will all the people
who like sex...

1:31:38
All the people
who like safe sex.

1:31:43
Sex is good.
I love sex.

1:31:46
That's a good thing. Isn't it?
I love sex.

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I love everything about it.
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Just not all the crazy stuff.
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Ladies. I love that oral sex.
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I love when you do me.
I really do. I really do.

1:32:01
You gotta soak. You know.
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If I'm gonna do that.
you gotta clean it well.

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Because. Guys. If you ever caught
a bad one. That shit will scar you...

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for the rest
of your fucking life.

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You ever go down
and it smell like...

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you will be fucked up.
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Shit smell like. "Oh. No."
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So if you clean it right.
we don't have to go through that.

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'Cause. Ladies. You don't like a man
with a stinky dick. Am I correct?

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You would let a man know
in a minute.

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"Your balls stink.
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Your balls stink!"
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I got a woman right now
suing me.

1:32:42
No. Not 'cause of stinky dick.
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She gonna say I gave her
high blood pressure...

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'cause I had salt on my balls.

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