Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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You gotta soak. You know.
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If I'm gonna do that.
you gotta clean it well.

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Because. Guys. If you ever caught
a bad one. That shit will scar you...

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for the rest
of your fucking life.

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You ever go down
and it smell like...

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you will be fucked up.
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Shit smell like. "Oh. No."
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So if you clean it right.
we don't have to go through that.

1:32:27
'Cause. Ladies. You don't like a man
with a stinky dick. Am I correct?

1:32:31
You would let a man know
in a minute.

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"Your balls stink.
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Your balls stink!"
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I got a woman right now
suing me.

1:32:42
No. Not 'cause of stinky dick.
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She gonna say I gave her
high blood pressure...

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'cause I had salt on my balls.
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I said. "I thought you liked your meat
seasoned. Baby. What's the problem?"

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But sex is good.
Sex is good.

1:33:08
Do it when you get the chance
to do it. Have fun.

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Make love. Let it blossom.
but do it right.

1:33:13
That weird sex shit? Who is out here
doing that weird sex shit?

1:33:17
Who's doing that?
1:33:19
Stop that shit.
You know who you are.

1:33:21
Pissing on people?
1:33:23
That is not lovemaking.
Stop getting that...

1:33:27
"You like that?
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Let me drink two more cups of water.
and I got a little more for you."

1:33:34
Cut it out!
1:33:36
Cut out doing
that weird sex shit.

1:33:38
And whoever is doing
that S&M. Stop it.

1:33:42
Listen. If you wanna do a little
something. You just gotta be gentle.

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Is it called S&M... S&M?
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I don't do it.
so I don't know.

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Listen. Ain't nothin' wrong
with a little pop on the ass.

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I'm a pop-on-the-ass man.
I know how to do it though.

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I been trained for that
and everything.


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