Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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I said. "I thought you liked your meat
seasoned. Baby. What's the problem?"

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But sex is good.
Sex is good.

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Do it when you get the chance
to do it. Have fun.

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Make love. Let it blossom.
but do it right.

1:33:13
That weird sex shit? Who is out here
doing that weird sex shit?

1:33:17
Who's doing that?
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Stop that shit.
You know who you are.

1:33:21
Pissing on people?
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That is not lovemaking.
Stop getting that...

1:33:27
"You like that?
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Let me drink two more cups of water.
and I got a little more for you."

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Cut it out!
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Cut out doing
that weird sex shit.

1:33:38
And whoever is doing
that S&M. Stop it.

1:33:42
Listen. If you wanna do a little
something. You just gotta be gentle.

1:33:45
Is it called S&M... S&M?
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I don't do it.
so I don't know.

1:33:50
Listen. Ain't nothin' wrong
with a little pop on the ass.

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I'm a pop-on-the-ass man.
I know how to do it though.

1:33:56
I been trained for that
and everything.

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They show you how
you're supposed to do that.

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One leg here.
the other leg here.

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When you pop.
you come up off it like that.

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See? That means you're not
actually trying to hurt 'em.

1:34:12
You're just trying to make them
feel that sting.

1:34:15
But when you pop
and plow 'em into the fucking wall...

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then it's starting to get brutal.
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You don't want that.
That's brutal sex.

1:34:23
You don't wanna
pull your dick out...

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and then drop your foot
on the back of their neck.

1:34:30
You don't wanna take hot curlers
and burn their stomach.

1:34:34
Talkin' about.
"You love me? You love me?"

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That's just not
what you wanna do.

1:34:41
I seen some white boy tell his lady.
"Kick me in my balls real hard.

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Right now."
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"Fuck. Yeah! Yeah!"
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I seen a lady have her nipples
clamped to the door...

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and have somebody slam the door.

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