Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
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1:34:00
They show you how
you're supposed to do that.

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One leg here.
the other leg here.

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When you pop.
you come up off it like that.

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See? That means you're not
actually trying to hurt 'em.

1:34:12
You're just trying to make them
feel that sting.

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But when you pop
and plow 'em into the fucking wall...

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then it's starting to get brutal.
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You don't want that.
That's brutal sex.

1:34:23
You don't wanna
pull your dick out...

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and then drop your foot
on the back of their neck.

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You don't wanna take hot curlers
and burn their stomach.

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Talkin' about.
"You love me? You love me?"

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That's just not
what you wanna do.

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I seen some white boy tell his lady.
"Kick me in my balls real hard.

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Right now."
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"Fuck. Yeah! Yeah!"
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I seen a lady have her nipples
clamped to the door...

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and have somebody slam the door.
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"Oh. Yeah! Yeah!
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Now take 'em off the hinges
and throw the doors.

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Yeah! Yeah!"
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So please...
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be gentle with that.
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And who is puttin' gerbils
in their ass?

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Stop it!
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Them gerbils ain't done
nothin' to nobody.

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Them little rodents ride that wheel.
you snatch 'em. Put 'em in your ass.

1:35:29
Stop that.
I hope they scratch your ass out.

1:35:33
Hope you wind up in a hospital
sounding like a Chinese movie.

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"Doctor! Doctor!
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The rodent's up in my ass!"
1:35:40
Scratch his ass out. Little rodent.
Scratch his ass out.

1:35:44
You know the doctor gonna tell you.
"I can get him out.

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But first you're gonna have to
fill out some paperwork."

1:35:51
"Hurry up. Doctor!
Hurry up. Doctor!"

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So please...
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be cautious with your sex.
be gentle with your sex.


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