:51:00
And left, and right.
And left, and right.
:51:01
And left, and right.
And left, and right.
:51:05
Hurry it up there! I told you two
to keep the center tight!
:51:09
I've also always told you
to wear tieups on your socks.
:51:12
Now you, get over there and mark up.
And you, bugger off.
:51:25
Four! Five!
:51:30
Now listen, Daniel. I'm not
putting you under pressure, right?
:51:34
But I'm burning up phone cards...
:51:36
taking bets from prisons
up and down the country.
:51:39
Oh, no.
:51:41
And despite
what the governor thinks...
:51:44
I'm betting us to win.
:51:46
So my arse is on the line.
:51:49
And by my arse,
I mean your arse.
:51:53
Okay, lads, need a volunteer.
:51:55
Yep, Dan. Dan.
Yeah, all right, Bill.
:51:58
Give Monk and Chiv a hand
with their demonstration.
:52:00
Lovely.
Cheers, Danny.
:52:03
Aye, right, so,
we are the cons...
:52:06
and they are the screws.
:52:09
So if anybody's gonna play dirty,
it's gonna be they fuckers.
:52:13
So here's one or two wee examples,
just to keep us a step ahead.
:52:17
Know what I mean?
Numero uno--
:52:20
The accidental tread on the toe.
:52:22
It's an obvious one,
but it works.
:52:27
Aw, fuck!
:52:32
Numero two
:52:37
Right, daftie.
Run towards the Monk.
:52:42
What now? Yeah?
On you go, half pace.
:52:50
The cunningly titled "elbow
in the face." Very, very effective.
:52:53
But you do tend to get sent off,
so if you're gonna use it...
:52:56
make sure the ref's not looking.
:52:58
Number four.
Hold up. Hold up.