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Lovely.
Cheers, Danny.
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Aye, right, so,
we are the cons...
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and they are the screws.
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So if anybody's gonna play dirty,
it's gonna be they fuckers.
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So here's one or two wee examples,
just to keep us a step ahead.
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Know what I mean?
Numero uno--
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The accidental tread on the toe.
:52:22
It's an obvious one,
but it works.
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Aw, fuck!
:52:32
Numero two
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Right, daftie.
Run towards the Monk.
:52:42
What now? Yeah?
On you go, half pace.
:52:50
The cunningly titled "elbow
in the face." Very, very effective.
:52:53
But you do tend to get sent off,
so if you're gonna use it...
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make sure the ref's not looking.
:52:58
Number four.
Hold up. Hold up.
:53:01
What happened
to number three?
:53:06
When you're helping them up...
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grab the hairs under his armpits
and twist them round.
:53:14
Hurts like a bastard, doesn't it?
Yeah.
:53:17
Number five.
Wait. I'm gonna have a sitdown.
:53:20
I don't want to hog it.
Let one of these have a go.
:53:23
You're all right, Bill. You're the
man. You're hard. Get in there.
:53:30
Yeah, as it happens, yeah.
No, go on, yeah.
:53:52
And finally,
the piece de resistance.
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Number 23.
I can't.
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Monk, stop.
I'm in a bad way, mate.