:07:01
Handshakes are for strangers.
We hug around here, buddy.
:07:04
What's up? Welcome to town.
:07:07
Come on, don't be shy.
:07:09
I like that beard. Abe Lincoln-style.
Have a seat, boys.
:07:13
-Murph!
-Deeds?
:07:14
-I thought you were sick today.
-That was a lie, pal.
:07:17
You fooled me.
:07:19
-I did?
-Yeah.
:07:20
-Mr. Deeds?
-Just Deeds.
:07:22
You sounded so sick on the phone.
You're good. Do that sick voice again.
:07:26
Deeds, I can't come to work today.
I think I got strep throat.
:07:33
That's unbelievable.
You could be a radio actor or something.
:07:36
-Thanks, buddy.
-Sure.
:07:39
Hey, Deeds. Read a card already.
I got to get back on duty.
:07:43
I'd better get up there.
Good meeting you, gentlemen.
:07:45
Mr. Deeds, does the name Preston Blake
mean anything to you?
:07:48
Mom's maiden name was Blake.
:07:51
Only one this week, but I got a feeling
it'll end my losing streak with Hallmark.
:07:57
Preston Blake was your mother's uncle.
:07:59
You're kidding me, I got an uncle?
Awesome. How's he doing?
:08:02
He's dead.
:08:04
Oh, no. lf there's anything I can do....
:08:06
Deeds! Deeds!
:08:08
I'll be right with you guys.
:08:11
When Mr. Blake died,
he left an enormous fortune.
:08:14
$40 billion. He left it all...
:08:17
...to you, Deeds.
:08:21
Wait a minute.
:08:23
What are you talking about, you got
to get back on duty? You're not a cop.
:08:27
You're right.
I got this down at the costume shop.
:08:29
But it can't hurt to pretend.
:08:32
What a wisenheimer!
:08:34
Okay, everybody, it's showtime.
:08:38
I call this "50th Anniversary Card."
:08:40
Which is quite a feat nowadays.
:08:43
"Fifty years have passed by
with laughter and tears
:08:47
"Do you remember when we went to the zoo
:08:49
"and that time we drank all the beers"
:08:52
Beers!
:08:55
"I promise to love you for 50 years more
:08:59
"Even when your bosoms sag down to the floor"