Mr. Deeds
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:08:02
He's dead.
:08:04
Oh, no. lf there's anything I can do....
:08:06
Deeds! Deeds!
:08:08
I'll be right with you guys.
:08:11
When Mr. Blake died,
he left an enormous fortune.

:08:14
$40 billion. He left it all...
:08:17
...to you, Deeds.
:08:21
Wait a minute.
:08:23
What are you talking about, you got
to get back on duty? You're not a cop.

:08:27
You're right.
I got this down at the costume shop.

:08:29
But it can't hurt to pretend.
:08:32
What a wisenheimer!
:08:34
Okay, everybody, it's showtime.
:08:38
I call this "50th Anniversary Card."
:08:40
Which is quite a feat nowadays.
:08:43
"Fifty years have passed by
with laughter and tears

:08:47
"Do you remember when we went to the zoo
:08:49
"and that time we drank all the beers"
:08:52
Beers!
:08:55
"I promise to love you for 50 years more
:08:59
"Even when your bosoms sag down to the floor"
:09:03
That was awesome! How's he do it?
:09:09
lt looks like you won't have
to deliver pizza anymore, Deeds.

:09:12
You're a very rich man.
:09:14
What's that got to do with delivering pizzas?
:09:17
Ladies! The top one is yours.
:09:19
-Thank you, Deeds.
-Of course.

:09:21
-Yummy!
-So, Deeds, what's new?

:09:24
I found out I have an uncle, but he died.
:09:27
That's too bad.
:09:28
-He gave me $40 billion, though.
-Well, that's nice.

:09:32
Oh, yeah!
:09:32
Don't you go and spend it all
on some fancy record player.

:09:36
I won't.
:09:37
Who are your friends, Deeds?
:09:39
I'm sorry.
Chuck, Cecil, this is Jane, Kitty and Sue.

:09:43
-Pleasure to meet you, Cecil.
-Pleasure's all mine, Kitty.

:09:47
Or should I just say, "Meow"?
:09:52
Keep it in your pants, Anderson.
:09:55
-Now, why am I inheriting this money?
-You're Mr. Blake's closest living relative.


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