Mr. Deeds
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I thought we were watching Scooby-Doo.
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Hi, my name is Deeds.
I was Preston Blake's great-nephew.

:39:08
I wrote a poem for him
on my way over here, in my head.

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And I'm going to recite it for you.
:39:15
I didn't realize I'd be following
the rhyme-master Reverend Sharpton.

:39:19
But here we go anyways.
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"You climbed mountains and built skyscrapers
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"You made TV shows and put out newspapers
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"You were wicked good at doing stocks
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"You liked it
when Emilio would change your socks

:39:38
"We never hung out and that makes me sad
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"All the good times we could've had"
:39:44
Nice rhyme.
:39:46
"But when I die, Uncle Preston,
you'd better say, 'Cheers!'

:39:50
"'Cause me and you are hanging
at the pearly gates

:39:53
"I'll bring the beers, I'll bring the beers"
:39:57
He's good.
:39:59
Amen.
:40:00
I know this is supposed to be
a closed casket, but where I come from...

:40:03
...we feel it's good to see the body
for the grieving process, so....

:40:10
Sorry about that! I'll keep this sucker closed.
:40:17
He's still pretty frozen.
:40:20
Almost there.
:40:23
I'll keep an eye on the company for you.
Love you.

:40:25
Nice meeting you. Thanks for the apartment.
:40:28
That was freaky.
:40:30
Everybody drive home safe.
:40:31
Man, this guy is in way over his head.
:40:34
-Take care.
-You'll see him tonight?

:40:36
Yes, I'm calling around 4:00.
That's when I get off work.

:40:39
Remember, I'm Pam Dawson, virgin school nurse
from Winchestertonfieldville, lowa.

:40:47
That's priceless.
:40:50
You, a virgin.
:40:57
-All right, thank you.
-Excuse me, sir.


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