:51:04
Oh, shit!
:51:08
Deeds.
:51:10
I'm okay.
:51:12
Are you okay?
:51:14
Yes, I am. Thanks to you!
:51:19
You're hurting me!
:51:24
Longfellow Deeds is at it again.
:51:27
His latest victim, Coretta Keeling...
:51:29
...whose only crime
was loving her cats too much.
:51:32
And letting Deeds find out about it.
:51:34
-I'll get you!
-Go away!
:51:37
-I love it.
-Here comes two!
:51:42
-Cat killer!
-After he finished with her cats...
:51:45
...he turned his sights on Miss Keeling herself.
:51:50
My God!
:51:52
That's not what I shot.
:51:53
Has Longfellow Deeds been locked up?
Of course not.
:51:56
While the rest of us obey the law,
rich playboys like himself get to laugh at it.
:52:01
Longfellow Deeds. Our jackass of the week.
:52:06
What the hell? Who edited that?
:52:08
I did. Your first cut was great,
but I needed to spice it up a bit.
:52:13
The truth was a great story.
:52:15
He saved that woman and her seven cats.
:52:18
-He was heroic!
-Heroic is nice.
:52:21
-Depraved and insane is better.
-Hell, yeah!
:52:23
This footage you're getting, gorgeous.
Keep it coming!
:52:28
God, how can we do this to such a sweet guy?
:52:31
Sweet? Sweet?
:52:33
Look at me!
:52:35
Was he sweet when he gave me
the most savage beating of my life?
:52:38
-You were mugging me!
-Babe!
:52:41
No one is as good as this guy's pretending to be.
:52:45
Don't be a sucker.
:52:47
He doesn't deserve this.
:52:51
He doesn't deserve you.
:52:54
My neck!