:52:01
Longfellow Deeds. Our jackass of the week.
:52:06
What the hell? Who edited that?
:52:08
I did. Your first cut was great,
but I needed to spice it up a bit.
:52:13
The truth was a great story.
:52:15
He saved that woman and her seven cats.
:52:18
-He was heroic!
-Heroic is nice.
:52:21
-Depraved and insane is better.
-Hell, yeah!
:52:23
This footage you're getting, gorgeous.
Keep it coming!
:52:28
God, how can we do this to such a sweet guy?
:52:31
Sweet? Sweet?
:52:33
Look at me!
:52:35
Was he sweet when he gave me
the most savage beating of my life?
:52:38
-You were mugging me!
-Babe!
:52:41
No one is as good as this guy's pretending to be.
:52:45
Don't be a sucker.
:52:47
He doesn't deserve this.
:52:51
He doesn't deserve you.
:52:54
My neck!
:53:00
I feel like an idiot.
They made me look like a fool, Jan.
:53:04
I was thinking of going down
to that lnside Access place...
:53:08
...and giving Mac McGrath
the beating of a lifetime.
:53:11
That sounds like fun,
but don't stoop to their level.
:53:15
You're better than that, Deedsy.
:53:17
So hang in there.
And know that we are always here for you.
:53:22
Thanks, Jan.
My uncle really built an amazing company.
:53:26
Because of him, 50,000 people have jobs.
:53:29
And he always tried to do the right thing.
:53:33
Well, he does sound amazing.
:53:35
But don't forget, he was related to you.
:53:39
Enough about that. Tell me more about this girl.
:53:44
She's nice, a small-town kid, like me.
:53:49
Deedsy, you sick-ass mo' fo'....
:53:52
You got to tap that
before she starts boning other guys, kid.
:53:55
Boo-Yah!
:53:58
He thinks it's you! He thinks it's you!