1:18:03
...who would think with his wallet
instead of his heart?
1:18:06
Come on, I know I didn't.
1:18:09
I wanted to be a fireman.
1:18:11
I wanted to be the guy everybody called on
if they were in trouble.
1:18:15
I wanted to help people...
1:18:16
...and yeah, I wanted to slide down
those wicked awesome poles.
1:18:21
But money,
that was the last thing I thought about.
1:18:25
What about you, sir?
Did you want to be a fireman?
1:18:28
No, I did not.
1:18:31
Truth be told, I wanted to be a veterinarian.
1:18:33
Cool. Why would you want to do that?
1:18:36
-I wanted to help sick animals.
-And what do you do now?
1:18:39
I own a chain of slaughterhouses.
1:18:42
You kind of went the other way
on that one, didn't you?
1:18:45
Okay.
1:18:46
In the back. Come on.
Tell me what you wanted to be.
1:18:49
I wanted to be a magician.
1:18:53
-And what do you do now?
-I operate a pornographic website.
1:18:57
That makes people happy also, I guess.
But kind of in a grosser way.
1:19:02
-Who else?
-I wanted to be a senator.
1:19:05
-I wanted to be a florist.
-lnternational House Pancake.
1:19:09
I wanted to be a man.
1:19:13
That explains a lot.
1:19:15
I wanted to be a Ping-Pong champion.
1:19:20
But you're not those things
you wanted to be, are you?
1:19:23
Everybody made a compromise,
then another compromise, and now...
1:19:27
...you're about to put 50,000 people out of work,
to make a quick buck? Come on.
1:19:32
I bet if we ran into the 6th-grade versions
of ourselves right now...
1:19:36
...they would kick our asses
and put Bubble Yum in our hair...
1:19:39
...for even thinking about doing this.
1:19:43
He's right. I would've beat my greedy ass red.
1:19:45
I would've thrown myself off the merry-go-round.
1:19:48
I would've tied myself naked to a chair
and burned myself with lit cigarettes.
1:19:53
Did anyone here dream
of becoming a psychiatrist?
1:19:56
Just kidding, pal.
1:19:58
There's still hope for the kids inside of all of us.